Pulling up to the dairy farm that doubles as the headquarters of White Sage Home Decluttering run by Anne Marie Kingston, I’m suddenly seized by a rather terrifying thought; what if she sees the inside of my car?

Water bottles, sweet wrappers, parking tickets, a pair of high heels, chewed up biros, a blackened banana skin… and that’s just the passenger seat. I think I still have some Christmas presents in the boot too.